Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Women in the Age of Trump: CLINTON VERSUS TRUMP SEX ROMP GO!

CLINTON VERSUS TRUMP SEX ROMP GO! by Xavier Toby is a semi-finalist for NYCPlaywrights project "Women in the Age of Trump."

XAVIER TOBY is a playwright, comedian and author from Australia who now resides in New York City. His work has been performed around the world, and for the last two years has been a member of the Athena Theatre Playwrights Group. http://www.athenatheatre.com | http://www.xaviertoby.com/

Thanks to Xavier Toby for allowing NYCPlaywrights to publish this excerpt from his play CLINTON VERSUS TRUMP SEX ROMP GO!
(They put on their masks.) 
   BECCA 
   (As Trump, with fingers in the air) 
Winning! 
   SANDRA 
Donald, I can’t wait to make you moan and groan. Like the
little bitch you are. 
   BECCA 
Moaning! Groaning! And winning! 
   SANDRA 
 Now get over here. 
   BECCA 
Yes ma’am. 
   (BECCA obediently goes over to SANDRA.) 
   SANDRA 
On your knees. 
   (BECCA kneels.) 
   BECCA 
I wish Melania spoke to me like this. I’m going to build a
wall! 
   SANDRA
Shut up! And stand up. And stick your tongue in my mouth.

   (They mash their faces together,with the masks still on,and laugh. Then SANDRA pushes BECCA towards the bed.) 
   BECCA 
I need you to punish me. Like I’m an illegal Mexican who’s also a Muslim. And a woman. 
   (SANDRA whips off the Hillary mask. BECCA carefully removes the Donald mask.)
   SANDRA 
I can’t believe you just said that. 
   BECCA 
But when you were wearing this mask, you said that Bill
Clinton was a... 
   SANDRA 
I know. 
   BECCA 
This idea of yours, for tonight. How did you see it working
out? In your mind? 
   SANDRA 
Not like this, obviously. I was hoping, I don’t know. Things haven’t been great with us. For a while now. 
   BECCA 
I know. 

   SANDRA 
Like, our issues. In the bedroom. And outside of it. And
nobody can even mention politics without it turning into a
huge fight. So I thought... Two birds. Ya know? 
   BECCA 
I understand. I mean, I did get dressed up. 
   SANDRA 
You look amazing.
   BECCA 
So do you. 
   SANDRA 
The risky stuff. The "forbidden". It’s meant to be sexy. Well that was the plan, anyway.